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stella-rogers:

In the lobby of the CTcon hotel on Saturday, there was a family with two cute little twin girls walking around and talking to all of the cosplayers. I was talking to my friends (hiwamu and haihane) when they were approached by the parents and these timid kids.

The parents asked: “What are you two from?”

Virus: “Uh… We’re from a video game.”

Parents: “Is it G-Rated?”

ViTri: “No.”

Understatement of the century.

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This kid knows what’s up.

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

(Source: vinebox)

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

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[Verse 1:]
So, there was this DJ
He was like, kicking off
I don’t know what he was doing
But it was sick, man
Like, he was like, hands in the
air, like, penis out, like fucking
So this clown started covering us in silly string
And we were all like, riding around on the floor, at least I thought we were
And then this cat walked in, you know, not like a cat, like a feline cat, like a real, like, you know,like, you know what I’m saying dawg? 
Like cats and dogs 
It was raining, it wasn’t raining, we were raving
I ate her, man
And I ate like, nine
Like, I ate her she was fine, man
Like, you know, like, eatin’ and sleepin’ and ravin’ repeatin’
There were people dancing I think, or maybe they were cops
I think they might of been cops
Well anyway,like, I was just dancing and dancing,
Oh no they were cops
Shit
And this fucking cop just looked at me
And I don’t know whether he was really saying it, but all he kept saying was
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat

[Chorus:]
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat,
Sleep,
Rave,
Repeat.

[Verse 2:]
Suddenly I think I’m on the phone
Suddenly I think I’m telling a story,
But I’m not
I’m just dancing,
I’m just dancing,
I’m just sleepin’
I’m just eatin’
I’m just ravin’
I’m just repeatin’
And on, and on and on and on and on and on 
Felt this thud, it was a basline BOOM FUCKING BOOM, MAN
Sorry dude, I thought you were a object
I went into this diner, and the guy was, like, fucking you wanna buy something?
I’m like no, I’m just dancing to the hum of your fridge
He’s like then get the fuck out of my restaurant,
I’m like, I like it here, I like the lighting
Besides I like your waitress, she looks pretty hot
So I got her by the arm, and I dragged her onto the street, and I gave her to the homeless guy
He gave me all his crack
And all he kept saying was

[Chorus:]
EAT, SLEEP, RAVE, REPEAT
EAT, SLEEP, RAVE, REPEAT
EAT, SLEEP, RAVE, REPEAT
EAT, SLEEP, RAVE, REPEAT

[Verse 3:]
Till, like Jhon called me the next morning,
Dude,like, where were you last night?
I was like, I was there
He was like, oh yeah
And then he was like, fucking, remember that tune they were playing?
I’m like, I don’t remember fucking anything, man 
I mean, I have like, fade recollections and like, a general feeling of happiness
And he was like, NO THAT FUCKING SONG, MAN!

[Chorus:]
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat

[X2]
Eat,
Sleep,
Rave,
Repeat

[Verse 4:]
So I came out of the club, there was dark, and there was night and there were street lamps
I was pretty, like, I dunno
So I went in to this diner and I ordered some food, and suddenly it was tomorrow and then tomorrow was today,
And then I found this club and I went into the club and the club was banging and the music was like,really loud, I was ravin’ and suddenly I was savin’ this girl from this dude and suddenly he was being rude and all she kept saying was
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
All she kept saying was
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
All they kept saying was
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
All I kept thinking was
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat

[Verse 5:]
She said yo, I’m a artist 
And then she just started,
To make this thing out of cocaine,
And I swear to god it said

Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat

Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat

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zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

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